You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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