About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
