I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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