Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
