Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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