i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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