i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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