I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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