You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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