dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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