So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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