we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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