My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
This house was built for laser tag.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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