is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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