I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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