So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize