have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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