Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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