Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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