so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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