too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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