Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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