thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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