Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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