real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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