Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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