I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We are two peas in an std pod
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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