She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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