She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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