You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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