I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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