Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
where am i from again
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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