She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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