Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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