My first STD was from a foam party
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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