Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
