can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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