Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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