Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just cropdusted the office
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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