so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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