Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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