If i could tip my vagina, i would.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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