I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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