was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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