the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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