bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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