Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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