There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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