youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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