Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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