Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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