guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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