Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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