then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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