Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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